STREET CARNAGE

16 Apr 2008

Next time you’re surfing al gore’s digital wonderland (aka the internet) be sure to check out STREET BONERS and TV CARNGAGE. Started by Gavin McInnes and Derrick Beckles, this site is guaranteed to make you either laugh your balls off or throw up in your mouth, or both.

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STREET BONERS are in essence digital versions of Vice’s famous “Dos and Don’ts”, where photos of sweet/terrible street fashion are complemented with a hilarious caption.

TV CARNAGE is a daily dose of terrible clips from television. The site also features a blog, a radio show, and Gavin and Derrick’s short films.

Here is a grab from their “Aboot” section of their site:
Gavin McInnes is a fucking piece of shit on the bottom of your shoe that likes to talk to animals and get lost in the cold. His best friend is a 2 foot tall fat woman and he gets beat up about once a day.  He started Vice Magazine with two other guys back in 1994 and recently split to do his own stuff. He’s been a cartoonist and a singer of punk.

Derrick Beckles is a smarmy shitstain that watches TV approximately 24 hours a day and thinks the world revolves around his crappy attitude. He was the face of the Truth campaign and began TV Carnage by himself back in 1994.  He’s been a filmmaker and a singer of punk.

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Gavin and Derrick.

We met up for a beer with Gavin this weekend in Brooklyn. Even though he’s old as fuck and has trouble finding the time to party now that he has a wife and daughter, he’s one funny sonofabitch and holding it down for all the real people out there.

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