
This 1987 movie is about an earthquake “sometime in the near future” that destroys the coastline of California, reducing the beach cities to complete anarchy. Surf gangs terrorize the beaches, and a vicious Neo-Nazi Surf Crew takes over the South Bay, until they finally get what’s coming to their Nazi scum asses.
Surf Nazis Must Die pretty much sucks balls. We give it a two thumbs up, only because we discovered that our buddy from Windansea plays the character “Teeth” in the flick. He’s the guy getting choked out:
The trailer has pretty much all the killer scenes from the movie packed in it, so we recommend watching that instead. Big-ups to Sexy Man for the classic cameo!!

























