Free shipping on all US Orders $50+ and Worldwide $150+

Crap Eyewear


Holiday Shipping Deadlines

Don't worry, we guarantee your U.S. holiday deliveries will arrive by December 24th if ordered by 10:00pm PST on the following dates:

  • Sunday, December 17th with Free Shipping at checkout (via USPS)

  • Wednesday, December 19th via FedEx Overnight

Unfortunately, we can't guarantee holiday delivery on any international orders due to circumstances out of our control, like customs & local courier delays :(

Domestic Shipping Rates:

  • FREE shipping for all Domestic U.S. orders over $50 total value via USPS Priority Mail.

  • Other available domestic shipping options include Fedex and UPS, live rates calculated at checkout.

  • Please note it usually takes 1-2 business days for our team to process and ship your order from our warehouse (see Warehouse Processing Time below)


International Shipping Rates:

  • FREE shipping for all International orders over $150 total value.

  • $20 Flat Rate shipping for all International orders over $50 total value.

  • For orders under $50 total value, we charge the exact live rate of what it costs us to ship your order.

  • All International orders ship via DHL Worldwide Express, guaranteed to be delivered within 3-5 business days from ship date.

  • You will receive a tracking number upon shipment of your order, which you can use to track and view your estimated delivery date.

  • Please note that depending on your country's specific import laws, you may be required to pay local duties and taxes. These fees are not included in your shipping cost. Please include correct telephone contact information in your order to ensure that you can be reached in the case of a customs issue. For more information, please contact your local customs office.


Crap Warehouse Processing Time:

  • Most orders ship within 1-2 business days.
  • During occasional high volume events like major sales, busy seasons, etc, order processing may take a few days longer. We always do our best to get your order out ASAP, but reserve the right to take up to seven business days.
  • During the holiday season, we publish guaranteed ship dates at the top of this page.
  • If you know your order needs to arrive by a certain date, please shoot us an email to and let us know the details— we'll do our best to make sure they arrive in time <3


Carrier Ship Times:

  • For ship times (domestic and international) please contact the courier you chose at checkout for their published ship times. If you are unsure what shipping service you are using, please refer to your order confirmation email.


Express Shipping:

  • If you chose a specific express service, i.e. "Next Day" or "2-Day" delivery, please factor in our processing time. Orders usually ship in 1-2 business days, although during promotions please allow for a few extra days. We're hustling hard to get your orders out. Bottom line, please make sure to account for any additional internal processing if you paid for overnight shipping, just to be safe. 

  • Having said that, we try to prioritize all overnight orders as best we can to get them out ASAP. If you selected an express shipping option and want to make sure your glasses will arrive by a deadline, feel free to email us at (don't forget to include your order number!) and we'll do our best to help you out.

Order Status:

Check Order Status:

  • To check your order status, log in to your account through our Accounts Page. That link is also in our footer on this and every page of our site.


Tracking Numbers:

  • When your order ships, you'll receive an automatic email notification with your tracking number.

    If you are still jonesing, you can email us at

For other questions and more information, please visit our FAQ page.