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Guest Lens: Ted Emmons


Guest Lens is an editorial photo series showcasing capsule shoots from some of our favorite photographers. For our third feature, we head to the Bahamas with fashion photographer Ted Emmons.

We met Ted through our buds Seven Artist Management, one of the hottest talent agencies out. 7AM insisted we link up with one of their top creatives, Ted, to do a shoot for Crap Eyewear on their trip to the Bahamas. What came out of it is a vibrant series that captures our resort collection in it's natural habitat, complete with loads of vibe.

Featured: The Hanoi Weekend in Gloss Silver Glitter.

 

Featured: The Diamond Brunch in Gloss White & Blue Tips.

 

Featured: The Hanoi Weekend in Gloss Silver Glitter.

 

Featured: The Hanoi Weekend in Gloss Silver Glitter.

 

Featured: The Diamond Brunch in Gloss Semitranslucent Cotton Candy.

 

Featured: The Nite Shift in Crystal Blue.

 

Featured: The Nite Shift in Crystal Blue.

 

Featured: The Beach Party in Flat Black w/ Yellow Reflective Lenses.

 

Featured: The Beach Party in Flat Black w/ Yellow Reflective Lenses.

 

Featured: The No Wave in Flat Black w/ Blue Reflective Lenses.

 

Featured: The Tuff Patrol in Brushed Nickel Wire.

 

Featured: The Tuff Patrol in Brushed Nickel Wire.

 

Featured: The T.V. Eye in Gloss Semitranslucent Lilac.

 

Featured: The Tuff Patrol in Brushed Gold Wire.

 

GUEST LENS: TED EMMONS FOR CRAP EYEWEAR H/R '15
Photographer: Ted Emmons (Website / @tedemmons) / Seven Artist Management (@7artistmgmt)
Starring: Rebecca Sampaio Dias (@rebeedias) / Wilhelmina Miami (@wilhelminamodelsmia)
Styling: Rich Greens (@richgreens)

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Guest Lens: Ted Emmons


Guest Lens is an editorial photo series showcasing capsule shoots from some of our favorite photographers. For our third feature, we head to the Bahamas with fashion photographer Ted Emmons.

We met Ted through our buds Seven Artist Management, one of the hottest talent agencies out. 7AM insisted we link up with one of their top creatives, Ted, to do a shoot for Crap Eyewear on their trip to the Bahamas. What came out of it is a vibrant series that captures our resort collection in it's natural habitat, complete with loads of vibe.

Featured: The Hanoi Weekend in Gloss Silver Glitter.

 

Featured: The Diamond Brunch in Gloss White & Blue Tips.

 

Featured: The Hanoi Weekend in Gloss Silver Glitter.

 

Featured: The Hanoi Weekend in Gloss Silver Glitter.

 

Featured: The Diamond Brunch in Gloss Semitranslucent Cotton Candy.

 

Featured: The Nite Shift in Crystal Blue.

 

Featured: The Nite Shift in Crystal Blue.

 

Featured: The Beach Party in Flat Black w/ Yellow Reflective Lenses.

 

Featured: The Beach Party in Flat Black w/ Yellow Reflective Lenses.

 

Featured: The No Wave in Flat Black w/ Blue Reflective Lenses.

 

Featured: The Tuff Patrol in Brushed Nickel Wire.

 

Featured: The Tuff Patrol in Brushed Nickel Wire.

 

Featured: The T.V. Eye in Gloss Semitranslucent Lilac.

 

Featured: The Tuff Patrol in Brushed Gold Wire.

 

GUEST LENS: TED EMMONS FOR CRAP EYEWEAR H/R '15
Photographer: Ted Emmons (Website / @tedemmons) / Seven Artist Management (@7artistmgmt)
Starring: Rebecca Sampaio Dias (@rebeedias) / Wilhelmina Miami (@wilhelminamodelsmia)
Styling: Rich Greens (@richgreens)

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Guest Lens: Ted Emmons


Guest Lens is an editorial photo series showcasing capsule shoots from some of our favorite photographers. For our third feature, we head to the Bahamas with fashion photographer Ted Emmons.

We met Ted through our buds Seven Artist Management, one of the hottest talent agencies out. 7AM insisted we link up with one of their top creatives, Ted, to do a shoot for Crap Eyewear on their trip to the Bahamas. What came out of it is a vibrant series that captures our resort collection in it's natural habitat, complete with loads of vibe.

Featured: The Hanoi Weekend in Gloss Silver Glitter.

 

Featured: The Diamond Brunch in Gloss White & Blue Tips.

 

Featured: The Hanoi Weekend in Gloss Silver Glitter.

 

Featured: The Hanoi Weekend in Gloss Silver Glitter.

 

Featured: The Diamond Brunch in Gloss Semitranslucent Cotton Candy.

 

Featured: The Nite Shift in Crystal Blue.

 

Featured: The Nite Shift in Crystal Blue.

 

Featured: The Beach Party in Flat Black w/ Yellow Reflective Lenses.

 

Featured: The Beach Party in Flat Black w/ Yellow Reflective Lenses.

 

Featured: The No Wave in Flat Black w/ Blue Reflective Lenses.

 

Featured: The Tuff Patrol in Brushed Nickel Wire.

 

Featured: The Tuff Patrol in Brushed Nickel Wire.

 

Featured: The T.V. Eye in Gloss Semitranslucent Lilac.

 

Featured: The Tuff Patrol in Brushed Gold Wire.

 

GUEST LENS: TED EMMONS FOR CRAP EYEWEAR H/R '15
Photographer: Ted Emmons (Website / @tedemmons) / Seven Artist Management (@7artistmgmt)
Starring: Rebecca Sampaio Dias (@rebeedias) / Wilhelmina Miami (@wilhelminamodelsmia)
Styling: Rich Greens (@richgreens)

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Guest Lens: Ted Emmons


Guest Lens is an editorial photo series showcasing capsule shoots from some of our favorite photographers. For our third feature, we head to the Bahamas with fashion photographer Ted Emmons.

We met Ted through our buds Seven Artist Management, one of the hottest talent agencies out. 7AM insisted we link up with one of their top creatives, Ted, to do a shoot for Crap Eyewear on their trip to the Bahamas. What came out of it is a vibrant series that captures our resort collection in it's natural habitat, complete with loads of vibe.

Featured: The Hanoi Weekend in Gloss Silver Glitter.

 

Featured: The Diamond Brunch in Gloss White & Blue Tips.

 

Featured: The Hanoi Weekend in Gloss Silver Glitter.

 

Featured: The Hanoi Weekend in Gloss Silver Glitter.

 

Featured: The Diamond Brunch in Gloss Semitranslucent Cotton Candy.

 

Featured: The Nite Shift in Crystal Blue.

 

Featured: The Nite Shift in Crystal Blue.

 

Featured: The Beach Party in Flat Black w/ Yellow Reflective Lenses.

 

Featured: The Beach Party in Flat Black w/ Yellow Reflective Lenses.

 

Featured: The No Wave in Flat Black w/ Blue Reflective Lenses.

 

Featured: The Tuff Patrol in Brushed Nickel Wire.

 

Featured: The Tuff Patrol in Brushed Nickel Wire.

 

Featured: The T.V. Eye in Gloss Semitranslucent Lilac.

 

Featured: The Tuff Patrol in Brushed Gold Wire.

 

GUEST LENS: TED EMMONS FOR CRAP EYEWEAR H/R '15
Photographer: Ted Emmons (Website / @tedemmons) / Seven Artist Management (@7artistmgmt)
Starring: Rebecca Sampaio Dias (@rebeedias) / Wilhelmina Miami (@wilhelminamodelsmia)
Styling: Rich Greens (@richgreens)

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Guest Lens: Taryn "TK" Anderson
Guest Lens: Daria Kobayashi Ritch

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Guest Lens: Ted Emmons


Guest Lens is an editorial photo series showcasing capsule shoots from some of our favorite photographers. For our third feature, we head to the Bahamas with fashion photographer Ted Emmons.

We met Ted through our buds Seven Artist Management, one of the hottest talent agencies out. 7AM insisted we link up with one of their top creatives, Ted, to do a shoot for Crap Eyewear on their trip to the Bahamas. What came out of it is a vibrant series that captures our resort collection in it's natural habitat, complete with loads of vibe.

Featured: The Hanoi Weekend in Gloss Silver Glitter.

 

Featured: The Diamond Brunch in Gloss White & Blue Tips.

 

Featured: The Hanoi Weekend in Gloss Silver Glitter.

 

Featured: The Hanoi Weekend in Gloss Silver Glitter.

 

Featured: The Diamond Brunch in Gloss Semitranslucent Cotton Candy.

 

Featured: The Nite Shift in Crystal Blue.

 

Featured: The Nite Shift in Crystal Blue.

 

Featured: The Beach Party in Flat Black w/ Yellow Reflective Lenses.

 

Featured: The Beach Party in Flat Black w/ Yellow Reflective Lenses.

 

Featured: The No Wave in Flat Black w/ Blue Reflective Lenses.

 

Featured: The Tuff Patrol in Brushed Nickel Wire.

 

Featured: The Tuff Patrol in Brushed Nickel Wire.

 

Featured: The T.V. Eye in Gloss Semitranslucent Lilac.

 

Featured: The Tuff Patrol in Brushed Gold Wire.

 

GUEST LENS: TED EMMONS FOR CRAP EYEWEAR H/R '15
Photographer: Ted Emmons (Website / @tedemmons) / Seven Artist Management (@7artistmgmt)
Starring: Rebecca Sampaio Dias (@rebeedias) / Wilhelmina Miami (@wilhelminamodelsmia)
Styling: Rich Greens (@richgreens)

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Guest Lens: Taryn "TK" Anderson
Guest Lens: Daria Kobayashi Ritch

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